Sea Shanty – I once had a lass – The Poxy Boggards Sea Shanty – I once had a lass – The Poxy Boggards – Lyrics I once had a lass with a nice round ass Tumble all aroun’ with me hey-nonny-ho! Leaving little crop circles when she sits in the grass For tuppence and a wink she’s ready to go! She’s sweet and kind and tends my need Tumble all aroun’ with me hey-nonny-ho! And no grass will grow where I plant my seed Tumble all aroun’ with me hey-nonny-ho! And I’ll follow that lass where’er she’ll go! I once had a lass with great, big breasts Tumble all aroun’ with me hey-nonny-ho! She’d a mountain range upon her chest For tuppence and a wink she’s ready to go! ‘Tis a wondrous thing as each man knows Tumble all aroun’ with me hey-nonny-ho! But no matter how I suck, no milk will flow Tumble all aroun’ with me hey-nonny-ho! And I’ll follow that lass where’er she’ll go! I once had a lass with a figure fair Tumble all aroun’ with me hey-nonny-ho! With hourglass curves and chestnut hair For tuppence and a wink she’s ready to go! She says, “Pay up if you wants the rest.” Tumble all aroun’ with me hey-nonny-ho! So I left my pearls upon her breast Tumble all aroun’ with me hey-nonny-ho! And I’ll follow that lass where’er she’ll go! I once had a lass who could go all night Tumble all aroun’ with me hey-nonny-ho! She never needed rest it was quite a sight For tuppence and a wink she’s ready to go! Her stamina was hard to top Tumble all aroun’ with me hey-nonny-ho! I get out of breath when I blow her up Tumble all aroun’ with me hey-nonny-ho! And I’ll follow that lass where’er she’ll go! I once had a lass with a full sex life Tumble all aroun’ with me hey-nonny-ho! Too popular to be a wife For tuppence and a wink she’s ready to go! She makes the Ren Fair boys all thicken Tumble all aroun’ with me hey-nonny-ho! ‘Cause she’s tattooed goth bi-sexual Wiccan Tumble all aroun’ with me hey-nonny-ho! And I’ll follow that lass where’er she’ll go! I once had a lass with a cunny wide Tumble all aroun’ with me hey-nonny-ho! You’d marvel at the things you’d find inside For tuppence and a wink she’s ready to go! Four wedding rings and a mouse so far Tumble all aroun’ with me hey-nonny-ho! A full case of beer and a Cuban cigar Tumble all aroun’ with me hey-nonny-ho! And I’ll follow that lass where’er she’ll go! I once had a lass who lived in a hole Tumble all aroun’ with me hey-nonny-ho! I lowered her water down in a bowl For tuppence and a wink she’s ready to go! It puts the lotion on its skin Tumble all aroun’ with me hey-nonny-ho! Or else it gets the hose again Tumble all aroun’ with me hey-nonny-ho! And I’ll follow that lass where’er she’ll go! Tumble all aroun’ with me hey-nonny-ho! And I’ll follow that lass where’er she’ll go!
